Little Known Fact #182

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/19/2014 at 17:51 • Filed to: little known facts

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Any repair bill from Rolls Royce is delivered with the accompaniment of music played the world's tiniest violin.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2014 at 17:53

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Which is followed by tears of a rich old man.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2014 at 17:57

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LOL no one repairs a Rolls Royce, fool. Anything on it breaks, and they just replace it with a new one.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 05/19/2014 at 18:01

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Rolls Royce has a very proud history of service and repairs.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2014 at 18:04

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"Service" = bringing the new car in to replace the old

"Repairs" = breaking down the broken-so-no-good-anymore rolls into recyclable parts to be smelted and sorted by the poors (which they will do for free because WHATS WRONG ARE YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE HARD VOLUNTEER WORK YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING DRUNKEN LAYABOUT!?)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 05/19/2014 at 18:08

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You forget that BMW owns RR...

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/19/2014 at 18:16

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